Words That Work Wonders: Your Copy, Reimagined.
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I don’t want to brag, but…
I’ve worked with some really cool brands, some of which you may recognize.
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★★★★★
"I run an online course and education business, and let me tell you, trying to teach teachers to make learning fun for high schoolers is like trying to teach a cat how to bark. It's tough! But when our copywriter came onboard, she turned our wordy, academic gibberish into a funky, fresh lingo that even teenagers would pause their video games to read. She's like the DJ at a back-to-school dance, spinning the tracks that get everyone grooving. Her words have managed to make Pythagorean theorem sound more exciting than the latest episode of a teen drama. Now our copy is as engaging as a high school love triangle and clearer than a valedictorian's skin. She's taken our brand from 'boring old textbook' to 'must-read YA novel' and we couldn't be happier!"
★★★★★
"Web design is all about pixels, code, and, well, more code. Words? Not so much. So, when I realized my site needed snappy, catchy copy, I was more lost than a cat in a dog show. Enter our wonder-copywriter. She swooped in like a superhero, cape and all (I imagine), and turned my techno-babble into engaging, persuasive, and – dare I say – exciting content! She's like that cool music teacher who can take a tone-deaf student (me) and somehow get a melody out of them.
Her knack for understanding my business and making it sound cooler than a polar bear's toenails has been a game-changer. She's the cherry on top of my web design sundae and the extra cheese in my coding pizza. In short, she makes words do the cha-cha on my website in a way that gets clients dancing (read: clicking) all the way to the 'Contact Us' page!"
★★★★★
"Running an online coaching business, I've always known words are powerful. But seeing how our copywriter works with them? It's pure magic.
She has this awesome ability to transform our brand's message into engaging and persuasive stories. It's been game-changing for our business. She combines creativity, flexibility, and a real understanding of what we need, so our copy really speaks to our audience and truly reflects who we are as a brand.
She's so much more than just a copywriter - she's an amazing storyteller, really gets our brand, and is a key member of our team. With every new project, she's helped us refine our brand's story and connect with our audience in ways we hadn't thought of before. I can't say enough about how valuable her services are. To put it simply, the words she crafts work wonders!"
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Hey, I'm Clarissa!
As in, –I explain it all. 😂
I'm a copywriter and marketing expert in the online business industry. My ADHD fuels my creativity (& maybe my coffee addiction), helping me craft kick-ass conversion copy that catches your attention and drives sales. What I bring to the table? Some retro vibes and ballsy words to make your biz stand out in the online space!
I'm a hardcore fan of all things 90s & 00s—remember Tamagotchis, boy bands, and slap bracelets?? When I'm not immersed in nostalgia, you can catch me binge-watching Big Bang Theory for the millionth time.